About The Author

Largely considered the father of modern – no, scratch that – all writing, Eric’s illustrious career includes such accolades as defeating Napoleon at the Battle of Waterloo, acting as the spaceship that allowed Neil Armstrong to walk on the moon, and being the idea man behind sliced bread (you’re welcome).

He has written literally, no, wait, figuratively billions upon billions of words. As you can probably tell from this bio, he excels at creating stories and making things up.

He has become quite an expert with words, so he is going to use them.